Girl Pockets
I find them to be the most useless things ever. The pockets of girls’ pants are practically nonexistent, and in most cases are just that. For example, I have a pair of jeans that I’d bought and didn’t check the pockets. Lo and behold, when I came home, I found that the front pockets were fake. They had gone through the trouble of making these pants look like they had real pockets but were just sewn on as decoration. At least the back pockets were real.
My other problem about girls’ pant pockets is that if they happen to have pockets, they are not functional. Either they are too small to fit anything or so tight that you 1) cannot fit anything or 2) if you happen to miraculously fit something in there, you look all bulky. Even the slimmest of phones can make your butt or thigh chunky and unappealing.
Yeah. We have purses and bags. But what about those days when you just don’t want to worry about carrying absolutely everything with you? Or like me, just want to have the convenience of storing something to be easily accessed in my front pocket?
What happened to the functioning pants of the 90′s?
